Fennster

If you’ve ever had bird poo drop from the sky and onto your head — heck even if you haven’t — it’s probably pretty hard to imagine forking over almost $200 to have someone massage bird doodoo into your face for the better part of an hour.

But there’s a price to pay for healthy skin and many in New York City are “flocking” to try this latest anti-aging craze.

Read this one

Sign me up. I awoke this morning and thought to myself “You know what you deserve, an afternoon of having someone rub poop in your face”. I wonder if you put it in your mouth it will fight the gum disease ginivitis? I wouldn’t pay $200 for this though. You could go to Vegas and have someone poop all over you for $10, and then at least you have another $190 to play BlackJack!!!!

Seriously though, it’s supposed to work really well. I’m just extremely curious as to who was the person that started lathering themselves in bird dropping and came up with this craze.