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Caitlin Davis, a 18 year old student of Johnson and Wales University, now holds the title as former New England Patriots cheerleader. She has been booted from the squad because of Facebook photos that were published earlier this week. The photos are her posing with a sharpie marker with an unconscious man with [...]

The picture above is not of the kid described below, and is thanks to COPfirearms.com
In Westfield, MA an 8 year old has died while test firing an Uzi at a local gun show.
The boy, identified as Christopher Bizilj, was firing the Uzi when he lost control, forcing it upwards and back, causing him to shoot [...]

Well, Mr. Fennster just reported on a fat guy being put to death, so I figured it’d be an excellent time to report a story about another fat ass(I mean slenderly challenged person).
The world record holder for being the largest man was wed recently.
In 2006 he weighed into the Guinness book at 1,230 lbs. [...]

A while back I remember getting an email that had given the below statements;

I don’t think being a minority makes you a victim of
And if you don’t like my point of view, tough…

anything except numbers. The only things I can

think of that are truly discriminatory are things like [...]

A year and a half after launching their reunion tour in Paris, the Smashing Pumpkins are finally coming home for a series of four theater shows in Chicago in late November.
One of the most successful rock bands the Windy City ever produced and one of the best-selling acts during the alternative explosion of the early [...]

An owner of a Long Island gym was arrested Wednesday on charges that he murdered an armored-van guard during a heist 14 years ago and later killed two other men to cover up the first shooting.
One of those killed was the brother-in-law of Dee Snider, lead singer of the 1980s head-banging MTV sensation Twisted Sister. [...]

I thought I had an imagination…..this guy puts me to shame!!!
Richard Anthony Smith, a 25 year old Knoxville man, called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the Knoxville Museum of Arts roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.
Police and firefighters reached the [...]

Thats right.
The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialties such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother’s milk.
“We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?” Hans Locher, who [...]

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid, a former Saudi diplomat in Washington D.C, stated that Mickey Mouse a soldier of Satan and everything it comes in contact with is impure.
He’s appalled because children that view this mouse learn that real mice are cute and loveable. When in reality, mice are dirty and impure.
The cartoon mice and all [...]

A Catholic priest on the University of Illinois campus has been charged with selling cocaine from his church office and rectory.
The Reverend Christopher Layden pleaded not guilty Thursday to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver [...]