Fennster

What is it with envelopes with the shitty tasting adhesive that they make you lick to seal! I know you can use a wet paper towel or napkin or anything else wet for that matter but when you don’t have any of that laying around your stuck using your tongue.
Well I suppose you could [...]

¿Por qué en el infierno siempre tengo que apretar un para el inglés? No es hasta sólo por teléfono más esto está en el ATM, y algo más electrónico esto parece ahora a días.
¡¡Como realmente tengo que leer un ATM, esto jode a la gente de números!!! Cuando yo estaba en Europa, España realmente, ellos [...]

So, my lucky ass got called to jury duty this past Monday and out of 200+ people, i was 1 of the lucky 13 to be chosen. I should play the lottery. Lucky me.
Each day the judge released us at 1pm and I would go outside, past the hot-dog stand, to my truck, and [...]

No shit he’s gay!!! Sorry Clay you really didn’t need to announce that to the whole world, you did the first time you made your appearance on American Idol. Wonder how the kid is going to take this later in life? hmmm Mommy how did Daddy make me if he is [...]

As Peter Griffen would say…”YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS???”
People who can’t say thank you when you hold the door for them. I mean seriously, I’m wearing a fucking ripped, sleeveless Sublime t-shirt and worn out army shorts. Do you honestly think I work here or are you just a motha fuckin [...]

I have no problem with Monday Night Football on any other station than ESPN.  What the fuck is up with the banner they have all game long on the bottom of my screen?  That damn ticker does absolutely nothing positive for me, here is why…
1) It takes up the bottom 3″ of my television [...]

I’m at work today and I go downstairs to our warehouse where we have a Coca-Cola vending machine. I choose to purchase from here cause I can get 20 ounce bottles for only $.75. I go down there today just like any other afternoon, and come to find out that son of a [...]

So I order 2 pizzas yesterday. A pepperoni and a hawaiian(thats ham + pineapple for those of you living under a rock or beneath the sweat of Maddona’s underbreast), and as I go to remove a peice and fulfill the dreams that I have created in my cranium over the last half hour to [...]

Don’t get me wrong but why the hell is there a shark week? Why can’t there be a whale week? or a penquin week?
Why even stick to just the water…what about a lion week? or giraffe week? I mean come on Discovery I love Shark Week and everything but dammit. What about [...]

Why is it that toasters have a setting for hockey puck toast. Is there really a need to have that molton hot level to make a piece of bread have some color. It makes no sense. Anyone out there like their toast or bagel or english muffin to be as burnt as [...]