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6 Year Old Takes Spine-Chilling Ride on Hot Air Balloon

By Bongo • Oct 15th, 2009 • Category: Lead Story

Flying Saucer? or 6 Year Old Flying Fathers Hot Air Balloon?

Balloon Hijacked by Child Lands in Colorado

A 6 year old boy in Fort Collins, Colorado took a blood-curling ride this afternoon (Thursday October 15, 2009) in his fathers home made hot air balloon.
The balloon measures 20 feet long by 5 feet tall and bears an [...]



F*** Kennedy and Jackson

By Bongo • Aug 28th, 2009 • Category: Entertainment

Hey, did anyone hear that Michael Jackson died? Wow, I haven’t heard anything about this.
Furthermore, some Kennedy guy also died and I’m supposed to act like I give a rats ass.  I know people who have given their lives at war or spent their lives working in a soup kitchen for no pay at all and [...]



Guinness Book of World Records Cupcake

By Bongo • Aug 28th, 2009 • Category: Odd News

The full story thanks to MSNBS
New record for a cupcake.  8 times larger than the past record.  1,224lbs!!!!
The triple vanilla cupcake with pink frosting took 12 hours to bake and included 800 eggs and 200 pounds each of sugar and flour
The maker of the cupcake estimates the marvel at approximately 2 MILLION calories.
I really don’t [...]



The Girl with Two Hearts Stuns the World

By Bongo • Aug 20th, 2009 • Category: Other Hot News

Hannah Clark (16) just underwent a surgery to end a 16 year bout with various ailments, and not minor ones at that.
At 8 months old (1994) Hannah Clark was diagnosed with cardiomyopathy which is a condition were the heart doesn’t function properly.  A donor heart was used, but instead of exchanging the two, surgeons left [...]



Arcane and Pangram

By Bongo • Aug 19th, 2009 • Category: Word of the day

Todays WOTD involves 2 words. The first is a normal vocab word like every other day which also involves a fun fact, the second is a literary defintion. So your welcome for the buy one get one free deal today.
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Word:  Arcane: (adj)
Definition:Understood or know by only a few
Usage: An arcane [...]



U.S. Dollars Laced with Cocaine!?!

By Bongo • Aug 18th, 2009 • Category: Other Hot News

Recent studies show that up to 90 % of all United States paper currency contains at least a small amount of cocaine.
Scientists tested banknotes from more than 30 cities in five countries, including the United States, Canada, Brazil, China, and Japan, and found alarming evidence of cocaine usage.
The U.S. and Canada are in 1st place [...]



Today’s word: Cantankerous

By Bongo • Aug 13th, 2009 • Category: Word of the day

Word:Cantankerous
Adj:
Definition:
An ill tempered or disagreeable person;
Difficult to handle
Example:
That broad Andrea is so cantankerous. I tried explaining to her that the penis is an organ but she wouldn’t budge.  I even brought her an anatomy book that specifically stated my point and she claimed the book was wrong.
OR:
That snake I had was very cantankerous, every time [...]